What are some really good reasons to have a child?

I wanna waste your money doesn't really good boy

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Honestly if you're gonna have somebody's gonna love you unconditionally babies don't know any better and to love their parent and if you were a good parent they'll never have a reason to hate you

You have something to take your anger out on. Yeah

so you can throw it across the room when they bounce off the wall

You know you get more confident. It's like your child makes you happy and all that. And then you don't really get any stress. Like, you can die from stress, you know?

Partable punching bag.

Free food.

I am so really good reasons to have a child or I think I made my keys clear

One of the best benefits of having a child is you can curate it to your liking. I'm going to make my child into a prostit-