I was playing this game with my friends, it's called Basket Random. I meant to say if you score a point, you have to- I mean, if your opponent scores a point, you have to say the most random thing possible as a rage. I said, if their opponent scores a point, you have to say the most racist thing. Oh my god

Yeah, so I texted this girl thinking it was my friend and I called her a whore to her face. But like, I totally, like I didn't mean to text her but I totally meant what I was saying. She's a fucking ****.

I remember that I told my counselor that the gym class I had gave me scoliosis. It was a joke, but she took me seriously and yeah, it was just a bad time for me. I don't know why the fuck I said that

The time when I was working as a third shift manager at a gas station customer came in being that rude and so me and him had a whole argument and then suddenly called in the F word

Some one time I'll call my teacher daddy like cause I like he like he was bend door my face and he might like my pussy was wet as hell so I just couldn't resist and I didn't even call daddy out your house he was so sexy I called me daddy and I

So essentially I was like walking home, right? I saw this baby. I was like, I was walking behind it, right? Right? Well, the baby was talking right there. I said, I kidnapped that baby. the mom are me and she just turned around giving the most of us a look and I was like damn shoot

So you know how is Ramadan right so basically this girl came up and she's like I wanna look so good and she was talking to this guy and she's like I wanna I want to drink that was like drinking but she said I'm Ramadan I can't drink it I felt so bad

I mean was her mental state is a little time I told this dude that he only wants my friend to be in his group because he wants to fuck her even if he had a girlfriend I still think he wants to fuck her Yeah I didn't mean to say that I just

Like do you ever say some thing and then when your friends say it back to you it just it doesn't sound right or it doesn't sound like what you meant to say or doesn't sound like I don't know man I am

All the fucking time, like every time I try to talk about something, I say the stupidest shit ever and it just comes off wrong and people think something and I'm like oh shit That's not what I meant.