So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

Y'all need therapy.

I so I was eating dinner with my like Asian side of the family yet so like we was eating and then like after we ate all the all my stomach hurt so I went to the bathroom and I took the biggest shit on my life and a Doberman fell out bro a Doberman

Oh my god. Oh, hell.

Nah dude, last time I'm not gonna lie to you, it was a toaster-scroodle. Not a dog. Thank you.

But what the fuck? Why do you need to come out to toilet? Like... They are lovely.

Well, one time I was taking a shit and well I was there for like two hours because like it was not coming out and then a snake went up, you know, my butthole. It was so terrifying.

Oh

They always be jumping out from my asshole

Yeah man nice job or do you have where do you find it where do you find a joke freaking funny.com ha ha ha would you would you find the joke the trash ha ha

Bro the fuck is this? What are y'all talking about? Big shot toys man