So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

Please help me from the sewer docks please. I just want a champies.

No, but have you ever had a snake come out the toilet?

Bro, all the time I swear, I need to get a new house.

Now it always happens man like one time it was a bulldog no joke a full-on grown bulldog

what yeah I see I think you're um I think you're high but you I think you need help.

That is so funny because like the same thing happens to me I see a little Chihuahuas I see sometimes they **** my ass that's OK but I also see some Yorkies so

You're not as happy to be before I was wondering about it oh now I think that dog away in the trash I think he's OK wait actually I think that's the dog oh my God you took the dog

They happened to me last Wednesday dawg.

Uh, that's some real shit though. Get it? Shit? Real shit? Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.