So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

Nah, but this one time I was taking this shit and when I was gonna get up to flush There was a random ass person at the bottom of the toilet bowl and they were eating my shit So like I didn't have to flush. I mean I wasn't complaining because I was gonna lick my asshole instead of wiping it So I mean, you know, I guess

Shit, I don't know where I sat at my Leopard Contra, and then like we rode our bikes to Dr. Seuss.

I'm over here stroking my dick, I got lotion on my dick right now, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck, man. I'm a freak, man.

What the fuck? How does that even fucking work, bro?

I hate it when that happens.

But I actually thought I was the only one. My Lord, thank you.

My vacuum sucked me in

BARRAAAAA!

Not with dogs but I have an experience with reptiles oh so once I was like take your shit and the snake came out and like we just became best friends yeah

If I saw that dog, what I'm gonna say, try to **** me, no, no, no, no. I'm grabbing anything I can and just being in the shit out of it. Not literally.