Have you ever seen a man so so fucking attractive so majestic that you just like wish you could impregnate him like you look at him like man I wish I can get him pregnant

There's this kid that was in my PE class and he's literally the sexiest man I've ever seen in my life literally like porcelain beautiful skin oh my God the physique

No! No! No! No! No!

Oh yes please never mind me having his babies I want him to have my babies

Astafrullah, how can you say this during the holy month of Ramadan? You know this is a crazy big sin

Hey, I'm gonna ask for a friend. Um, would you be down? Just for a friend. Just for his friend, I swear. Just for a friend. You can get me pregnant. I mean, my friend pregnant.

What?

Lo and all is X, I promise you that.

Yeah yeah yeah yes how do you know are you my brain who who told you what

I come in dudes daily bro, I be busting nuts in all of man bro It can't get pregnant though, kinda L kinda Luffy L Can I make me throw up a little bit?

Tell Mullen