Have you ever seen a man so so fucking attractive so majestic that you just like wish you could impregnate him like you look at him like man I wish I can get him pregnant

What is this acceptable what is oh my God

Michael B Jordan

Why would you call my god what is wrong with people nowadays

Yes, Matthew Lillard, because good god! I would- I have to hiccup, so sorry, but... I wouldn't pregnant so hard

****. ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****.

Yeah. Ryan fucking Reynolds. I know I'm a dude, but like, and I'm straight, but like bro, you can't deny that man is fine! You can't! it.

You're a hell of weird for that bro like something weird is going on in your mind and I could tell you're a fucked up kid because of your fucking character bro fucking tell a tubby looking at us.

Without a fucking handout what are you talking about on my God

You're a man, you're a man!

So you're telling me this isn't a universal experience?