What do you call Jeffrey Dahmer's victims? Fast food.

It's Halloween, and three men walk into a bar, a guru, a priest, and a rabbi. Catwoman walks by, and the guru looks at the priest and the rabbi and says, Hey, how do you spell cat? The priest says, K-I-A-T, but I'm dyslexic. The rabbi looks up and says, I don't have that problem, and looks at the guru and says, But how do you spell cat? The rabbi, the guru, the guru says, A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z The same way it...

Where's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out? Wendy's. What does a robot do after sex? He nuts and bolts. What does an 80-year-old woman's pussy taste like? Depends!