Hey Donatella, so my thing is, this is not a diss, this is actually a flex. Shout out to iPhone, you know why? I'm going to tell you why. Because that's the point of things, right? In life, in anything you do, this is a life lesson. Every year it gets better, so yes, that's a true statement. It's the best iPhone created every time one new one is created. It's better than the last, better than yesterday. It's a life lesson right there, you know? Catch them gems. Team iPhone all day, you all ready.

I don't care what you say, I don't have no regrets for any dollars spent on Apple products, okay? I love all of my iPhones, and this is foolery here.

Oh my god, here we go again. DMZ humor, right? It's always the fucking Androids that has something to say about the iPhones. Oh my god, I feel very envious because I don't hear Apple phone users dissing Androids. It's always the Androids bringing us up. But carry on, grand rising.

For every person on here that wants to tell me about, ah, that's why your phone be cutting out, ah, that's why your phone be slow, because you're going to Android. I don't want to hear it. I've been said it. I've been said it, OK? Because I used to be an iPhone ho too, and then I saw the light. Yeah? Come out of the darkness, people. Oh.

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You know, that is pretty accurate right there, all those things that they say about iPhone. That is pretty accurate. But it's because it is legitimately the best. I mean, every year, everybody tries to catch up to iPhone. So apparently iPhone is doing something great. Even though you never buy the first iPhone, you always got to wait about three to six months after the new iPhone comes out, then you buy it because then they fixed everything that was broken or wasn't working right.

And then also that let you know they ain't gotta do much. We're trying to upgrade. Unlike fucking Android, we're trying to upgrade. You know what? I feel like you want an iPhone so bad. It's giving real bad.