Oh my god, what is this?

I'm appalled just by looking at this. I don't know what this thing is. This is... I see those glasses you're wearing, you're probably making the LGBTQ look bad at this point. Like, if I saw you in my neighborhood, I'd probably just shoot a whole RPG launcher at you. I mean, I wouldn't even look at you while doing that. Please just tear it down and let it do the work for me.

You look like a fucking alien that's gonna probe someone.