Well, yes, I was born with two nostrils of the same size, but then one night when my uncle stayed over, I had a bad dream that I was raped. And anyway... But it didn't happen. I woke up. But anyway, my nostril was big.

Yes, they are.

I fuckin' hope so.

Right, so we'll need to figure out this experiment, right? What we'll do is, we'll get two wires, right? And we'll stick one of them in one nostril, and then the other wire in the other nostril. And we'll see if we get electrocuted. Mm?

I don't fuckin' know.