Does my fat **** ever fit inside your butt it definitely does

I feel like nowadays, long distance is so much harder, and I feel like a lot of the times they don't work out, and the reason is, like, shit is just too expensive. Like, I feel like a long time ago, I feel like it could be possible for people to work with long distance, like, look at PewDiePie and freaking Marzia, right? But guess what? Back then, things probably were cheaper, right? And they could afford to maybe visit each other. But like, nowadays, it's like, hell no, it's too expensive.