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Would you rather be able to speak any language or communicate with animals? Me, I would go around and go give me a bunch of crows. And if y'all know anything about crows, they're a smart as shit. And you can train them to basically do whatever you want. They're like like as smart as a three year old. But yeah, maybe finesse.
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Close the animals people piss me off
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Never forget, people equal shit.
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Patrick Bateman
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Is this even a question signed me up to be Dr. Dolittle
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I would definitely say languages just because like traveling purposes and I'm not really an animal person
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Oh, I'd rather speak any language, nothing. I don't know why people are voting animals. Y'all aren't thinking. You know how much bread I'ma make? From knowing all those languages? I'ma have it on my resume business. Stop, what?
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Speak any language because I could talk to every human in the world. the fuck am I gonna talk to a dog about?
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You ain't gotta just talk to a dog, bro. You can go to the zoo and communicate with the monkeys and shit and tell them like the... like bet money. Have the monkeys fight. You can put a monkey in your backpack and have a backpack attack monkey.
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Ah shit, you right, you right, you right. But you can talk to a deer or a turtle or some shit.
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Shit I work they always tell us that if you know more than one language get paid extra shit I'm Aswan learn everything language in this whole world goddamn I get paid more
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I want to talk to my fucking dog bro because he sent outside my door I don't know if you got a piss he's hungry wants fucking attention he's bored I don't fucking know
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I think actually language would be the best because you actually speak to people and like you're not gonna get far but speak in animal so you really are with you because first of how how they get to know that you're telling the truth and second of all languages are actually so attractive so not like if you're not every track like em
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But how would people know that you're telling the truth either just because you have another language? They're not gonna know. And you can get forward animals. backpack attack monkey I tell everybody
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You could just like you could just speak the language and if they don't know it then like they can't tell you that you're not speaking it but then again like if you're speaking a pet language like you know you couldn't get the mist of an actual language it's like kinda hard like to like prove it though
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Communicate with animals 100% I don't care about your bitches I don't care about communicate with humans because they want to sound communicate with me personally animals because I would love to talk to my cat computer just talk my God like
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