Watch the video link and let me know, will you pet an alligator or a crocodile? Either or or none.

Would you pet a crocodile or an alligator? Huh. That, my friend, is one of the things black folks won't do. I'm just saying.

My God, people are crazy, I just saw it. I think this man was thinking of Steve Irwin or something like that. I don't understand his madness. Why, sir? Why does he do that? Why is he necessary?

Mr. International, I would... You know, I live in Florida and so you already know my answer. I hope you do, but bring back dark mode. I would bring... I would... I would bring back dark mode and that's the only thing that matters at this point.