Alright, alright, alright, what would you rather do go on the worst date of all time or go on the best date of all time? But you have explosive diarrhea Oh shit! Literally tell me, what's up?

Alright, alright, alright. Bruh, come on man. I'll take the worst date over the best date. The fuck? I'm shitting myself. That's a shitty situation.

Hello my girl and I have the best day because I'm Hella jokes are we having diarrhoea and hopefully she'll give no fucks cause I'm still gonna slap my pussy

Go on the best date because I can just go to the bathroom

Do you know that diarrhea is hereditary yeah it runs when you're a ding yeah ha ha

I'd rather go on the best date of all time because any date that I go on I'm so nervous that I'm already shitting my pants

I'll go on the worst date cuz I really go to McDonald's. I don't care, bro. I don't even care no more Shit, how am I supposed to make dinos for the day?

The worst day that makes for a better story.

If he can't love me after explosive diarrhea, why the fuck would I want him?

Well that's the best day of my life and I have diarrhea then obviously nothing bad's gonna happen if it was the best day of my life like I'll probably just shit at home and shit before I go shit after I go I don't know but I'm not gonna shit on the date if it's gonna be the best of my life