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Man, what the fuck?

Roblox porn.

Four night better though.

That's relatable, bruh

What?

Mm. Mm-mm.

Man, what the fuck?

Don't act like you've never been at least a little bit curious.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, but like I I didn't like it after I watched it so like yeah

And then I finally get you to tell somewhat the truth, but you still out here lying you still out here lying I know you enjoyed it.

Hahahaha

No you've got that you got that

G you funniest fuck

What the fuck?

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I don't fucking wait!

A win is a win. You heard that? A win is a win.

The one thing that got me was the touch it part. Like, come on now, dog.

Come on now like we all know that was forced Shut up

So did you say shit

Oh, okay, yeah, you got it. You got it. You're going to do.

But the problem is the continent felt good on my dick so I tried to lubricate it with lotion so I put lotion inside the whole Rubbed it in a little bit and I started fucking it again Then I realized that shit don't feel good at all and still feel uncomfortable as fuck Like if I kept going my dick would have been disintegrated like you know chalk on a chalkboard that shit would just disappeared eventually I was like, yeah, I can't keep doing it.

What? You're done. You're done.

See, I don't know, I'll give it a 4 out of 10 experience. So yeah, anyways.

Dude, I'm calling the cops because you just raped a teddy bear.

The problem was, I think we were there for like a good two months because I never wanted to get rid of it. It's too, like, it would be too suspicious if I got rid of it. Like, where's my teddy bear? Because that shit was like the size of me at the time. So I'm like, shit, what am I gonna do with it? So I just put it in my closet the whole time and that shit was just sitting there for a minute. You know, yeah.

What? Yeah, you're done. You're done.

It's okay. It's okay. You don't you don't gotta say any more than that. That's that's just fine Jesus Christ.

What the teddy bear do?

Man, you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. like.

Meow what the fuck

It was looking fine as fuck though, like she was blowing a kiss at me and everything.

What does that mean?

Means I bust a fat nut to her fucking cute ass bitmoji.

Oh wow ad who does that like for real who does that

Me! I do that!

I'm calling the cops you are going to do you're going to do it I'm calling the cops

No, bro, this is absurd. This is this is crazy

I hope her bitmoji don't look nothing like her at all.