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Alright, say you're on a hike and you find a bag that's hidden with a hundred million dollars in it. Are you keeping the money or are you turning it in?
I'm gonna keep it, obviously, so I can be rich and buy myself a mansion. I mean, who wouldn't keep it? Only nerds will like turn it in. You nerd people.
What's up everybody is critical and you already know my fucking answer you already know my answer goddamn it I'm keeping that shit. That's a hundred million dollars going right to my goddamn urethra Who do you think I am who do you think I am not keeping that shit you think I'm turning that shit in fuck no I'm keeping
Finders keepers, that's all I'm going to say. Bring me that money, that's life changing. And I promise to do lots of really good and honorable things with it.
What are they gonna do? Find me? Track down my address for the bag that's not even there anymore? No, they won't. I'm taking that money. Unless it's a social experiment and I see a camera, then I'm giving it back.