You’re getting a BJ and she 🤮 on you... What you doing??

Dude, that had me dying. 100% the best response on here.

Wait, you're the mommy girl. You're the mommy voice girl. And I remember you. You can't hide from me.

Wait, shit, you saw that too? I literally just saw that post bro.

Oh my god, they're hammy on the floor.

I'm dead as hell. What the fuck?

Nah, bro, I thought slapping hair was too far but damn I'm gonna cut it just cause you had a stomach bug

A BJ's a peanut butter and jelly except like peanut butter is with a P But I think she misspelled it. It's um, it's a P. It's a PJ All right, yeah, I'm gonna body slam that hole too.

Then I'm gonna tag in body slam that hoe too.

Then I'm attacking and fuck the shit out of gangnam and Mike Smith.

Bro what?

Oh my god, Burry, everywhere.

Man, you better shut the fuck up because I'm going body slam yo ass when this vomit coming out. The fuck you talking about? The force is too much for you to even fucking handle. Like the fuck with your little skinny ass, you gonna go flying out the window bruh?

You'll be too busy throwing up to even react to any of the attacks upon you. You're fucking dead before you make a move.

I had me rolling.

All jokes aside, realistically, I'll just try to make her feel better. Because I know she's gonna feel super embarrassed. And then, well, she's not continuing. Fuck that shit. But I'll try to make her feel better. So shit.

You throw... you throw her back. I like that though. That's cool. You gonna make her feel comfortable. That's nice.

Oh that's nice as fuck like honestly if I would've thrown up on a big fat Nager like Bruce Lee I wouldn't feel so embarrassed but it's cause you're not as you feel like a cover me up maybe a stupid

Why the fuck do you sound like that?

I have a crown for you sir. Here you go. You deserve a little crown. Because you are king.

Nah, you're the real one. You're the queen who posed this thought provocation, provoking, provocative question. I love it. Makes me think fantastic things.

Nigga, if you don't delete the app...

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I'd be fucking concerned if you came my fucking head throw ball on your dick but OK whatever you know whatever floats your boat bitch

Ayyyy, that's wassup, I like that answer.

Is it did you like my answer to or no

What the fuck?

Excuse me, what?

I'm sorry, what the actual fuck are you saying?

No what the fuck you selling your selling to bitches on the no smoking ass and why the fuck you sound like corpse husband because no thank you

Clearly you ain't got nothing else to do and me responding to you is a form of pity See yeah Get lost and get a life The chair is bullshit.

Obviously I don't have a life my screen time is like 52 hours also your voice please what Forgot your PTO is get the fuck out my face

You done? Go back in the shower and cry like a little bitch that you is.

So confused where the fuck did go back in the shower come in bitch I was already showered the fuck I am also I'm not done so shut the fuck up damn

Literally wasting my time with a bum ass bitch like you Seriously, what's two plus two can't even answer that you'd be talking like this. Ah, bitch. I don't know what that is I'm keeping real. I know the tilly tub. You just my

Also can you shut the fuck up and stop speaking to your mic like this cause bitch you do not need to be that fucking loud cause not want to hear your bitch ass so shut up damn

Yeah, I mean, it is kinda gross, but at the same time, I mean, if she's throwing up, I mean, she's really working hard, you know what I mean?

I was with you and I love that you felt like this was such a safe place. You did not have to include the hamburger part because that was crazy. I was with you till you got to that part. You could have we could have left that. You can lift that out.