I don't know why the hell I thought of this, but I thought it was funny. Okay, so you are literally forced to fart every five minutes for the rest of your life. You can choose to have silent but smelly as hell farts silent but deadly farts or your farts will have absolutely no smell, but they will be loud as fuck every time you fart. What are you choosing?

Hey man, I just wondered where this funny idea came from. But for me, I would definitely choose the silent but deadly fart. 5 minutes until next purge. Bye.

Silent but deadly. Ha ha!

Give me that, g-g-gimme that drawers ripper. Gimme that pants blower. Gimme that clear the room, my boy. I'ma fart so loud, but it's gonna be funny. It's gonna be funny.

No, this is literally like the worst fear ever. I hate farting. It's so gross. I wish we didn't do it. Um, ew. I guess loud and no smell.

Man, give me the loud drums that don't stink. Like, we can make jokes about it. Long as that drum ain't stinking, I don't wanna be the boy that stink up the room. Ha ha ha.

There's no winning in this, so fuck it. I guess I'm gonna be the silent but deadly part. But dang man, imagine during sex, imagine during anything. Both suck.

12 farts an hour for the rest of your life? That's like tough. I mean, even if you're varying it up, like silent smell, silent smell. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe variability, like.

This is hilarious, but I'm gonna have to say silent but deadly because One, nobody could hear it and I know they can smell it, but they're not gonna know who it's coming from Unless they're sitting right next to me or whatever.

basically I'll go with solid but deadly because if I ever did the loud fart one I get like no chicks so yeah solid but deadly all the way man

Cheese Fuck you are not allowed to sailing and then cause no one would know who is Imogen are you and Alexa are university and you fart so loud every lucky