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Alright, so World War III pops off. You get drafted. For all the girls here, just pretend that you got drafted too. What branch are you joining? What branch of the military? The Army? The Marines? The Navy? The Coast Guard? Or the Air Force? Which branch are you joining if you're forced to join the military for four years of your life?
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I'm choosing my ring for it a hardest one in the period
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Let's go. I actually served four years in the Marines and it was dope, but didn't like it enough to do four more years. So I got the heck out of there.
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Stop the cab buddy
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I don't know, Air Force slash Space Force seems aight. Seems like a lot of smart people there. Marines if I wanted to feel smart. But, you know, probably Air Force.
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Bro, I completely forgot to put Space Force on this pole. This motherfucking Space Force. That's a crazy thing. I forgot that existed.
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Marines, Marines all the way.
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I would do Coast Guard.
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See, I didn't even have to think about this. I'm joining the Air Force. I'm joining the Air Force. I've always wanted to be a pilot and I know for a fact I'll be a banging fighter pilot. Oh my days, yeah. I'm joining the Air Force.
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Air Force, cause you get two lives, can eject if my plane blows up and secondly I got like, I'm flying around like 10 million dollars worth of stuff so I'm good.
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If you do get drafted, you don't have the opportunity to choose which branch you go to. You just, you're gonna be a foot soldier. So you're gonna go to the army and go to the front lines.
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That's a good question. I don't think I would join any branch. Even if they try to say you were forced. Yeah, they would have to catch me on that shit. My grandma used to say don't be the military's dog.
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I would definitely say it's between the Air Force and the Marines. I know they're like, that's like extremes, two extremes, but yeah, I just, I like what the Marines stand for.
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Oh, this makes me want to go upstairs and put on my sailor suit But really the Navy because then I could try to be you know a pilot and fly an Apache and fucking spray motherfuckers
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Either that or get my fucking top gun on you know and fly you know whatever f-16 is like the newer whatever jet that's badass and fucking drop missiles on people fucking from above
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