What's the craziest shit you ever did that nobody knows about

The craziest thing I've done kill multiple people with my death note and try to control the world but it's for the better because I'm a god

I was at a party in Los Angeles and it was a got a bit rowdy and everybody was really drunk and stuff but I was tripping on acid and the cops banged on the door and I went outside I asked the door and I went outside I fucking convinced them to leave because my brain was on fire