Tell my some dark humor

Okay, I know some of y'all have some dark humor. Tell me some dark humor. I wanna hear like the worst one.

Why does it suck to be a black Jew? because you're in the back of the gas chamber.

What's a gay guys favorite food Five guys

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red but it really depends on how many times you use the same baby

What do you call a white person having a seizure A milkshake

What's the difference between a potato and Jews Jewish boy The potato gets to keep its skin

I pushed the artistic kid down the stairs.

Play do you know why America's better just because I'm 911 they lost two towers in one movie stupid

I told my little brother to go get some milk in the fridge because he came to me and said I was thirsty but he didn't know what the fridge look like because he was a little in his brain dead so he looked in the cabinet and you can guess what happened

I'm too horny to work in a graveyard.

What's the difference between a child and a swimming pool? The swimming pool doesn't scream when you jump in that deep end.