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Be honest, right? Only reason I got this app. Find out how ugly a motherfucker is, right? I be asking the boys, they be like, yo, I'm an ugly ass motherfucker, you know what I'm saying? Like, maybe like, nah, bro, you're not ugly. You can get whatever girl you want. Clearly, that ain't the case, you know what I'm saying? Because every girl that I want don't want my fat ass. Don't get me wrong. I'm on a self-improvement journey, mentally and physically. Motherfucker lost 100 pounds. Thank you for the round of applause. I appreciate it, right? But listen All I'm looking for is honesty, you know, I'm saying Strictly from females. Sorry fellas. I don't roll that way keep real with you But you know I'm saying and if you got tips on how to improve my looks or what the fuck I can do other than losing The motherfucking pounds that I've been doing, you know, I'm saying I'm with it You know I'm saying brutal honesty even if you got to be like damn bro. You look like the As end of a fucking horse or something. You know, I said, I don't fucking know but like let him motherfucking know, you know, I mean Don't try to give me that fake boost of my confidence type shit. I ain't with that.
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bro go get in the gym and you'd be one fucking sexy man I ain't even gonna lie
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Bro as much as I want to do that right? I'm gonna fuck on it different grind, bro. I'll be working 12 to 14 hour shifts damn there every day And by the time I get home I have enough time to get in the shower and go to sleep get up and go right back to work You know what I'm saying?
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Absolutely handsome... like scrumptily
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That shit just made me uncomfortable, I ain't even allowed to you.
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My bad bro bro you know I was joking because
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No actually I don't know. I don't know what you're trying to say. I'ma need you to elaborate on that one, alright? Say it with your chest. Don't be no bitch ass motherfucker. I know what the hell I signed up for when I posted this shit. Honestly, I ain't with that fake shit, you know what I'm saying?
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The iPad for me!
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This was such a forced reaction. I guarantee you went straight face as soon as you ended the voice message. But yeah, my phone was broke. My fucker had an improvisation, you know what I'm saying? I had to wait for that shit to come in a multi
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Oh now he whipped up the fucking iPad he ripped out the fucking phone Amazon
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Yes, Barry, your bald-ass head and your big-ass beard don't need anybody.
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Come the fuck on, if you're gonna bully somebody at least be funny about it. You're not even funny, I just feel bad for you. It's okay though. You'll get there.
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Fee fi fo fum
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Look, don't get me wrong. I motherfuckers appreciate fat jokes. You know, I'll often make them against myself. But in order for a joke to be funny, right, it needs to sound like it didn't come out of a second grade classroom. So maybe you should work on that a little bit.
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Don't let anyone get you down. You have a face for radio my boy
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I have a lot of love, but you had me in the first half, you really fucking did.
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Yo why are you sound like granddad from boondocks
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You're cute to be honest
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No he's not he's just goofy as hell bro like I can tell he can he can you know make a good joke out of something not funny he yeah so I'm just gonna have to give him I'm just gonna have
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