My mom beat my ass at a public park during my cousin's birthday party because I was hanging out with one of my uncles on my dad's side. And my other uncle who was looking for me didn't know who he was instead I was hanging out with a complete stranger. Yeah, I forget my uncle though, it's okay.

I feel unlike the other side of the story like out of a cart because I was trying to get on top of this like shelf India

What time I was younger, I was hungry. And I was waiting for my mom to get back from work. And she has the exact same cars as my neighbor. And I ran to her saying, Mommy, I'm hungry. And then he opened the, like he opened, turned on the window. and then he shook his head.

It was in second grade. I was like midway walking to the bathroom and right at the door I fucking pissed. I walk back to class, I sneak up, like pick up, pick through the corner of the classroom and then I tell the teacher I piss myself.

fart

When me and my best friend was on a video call, me and him was seeing who was more flexible. So, you know, I got real close down to my fucking dick and he edited it to make it look like I was naked and I was trying to suck my own dick.

I actually fucking used the boys restroom by accident in school

So I went to this restaurant and at the end time the employees had pigs on the back of their shirts and I was little and we had a heavier set waitress and she turned away and I said hey piggy and I and I meant to pick on the back of her shirt.

Hey so in fifth grade I so-called got in trouble or got yelled at by my teacher because I was talking to the heck I pray I don't told you in the classrooms also does Jack like hate it