So, fun fact, when I was a kid, my parents brought home a dog from the shelter. It was a Mastiff. It looked very similar to this dog. Unfortunately, we had to pass the dog on to another family because this dog was violent towards children. I firmly believe it was because the dog had been abused by its previous owner. I'm not sure exactly what had happened.

I forgot what breed that is, but, yeah, they get that big. That's how they do. I don't know. I heard they ain't for the faint of heart. If you pussy, that dog will run the house. Have you sleeping on the couch.

Oh my god, I can't imagine how to comb that dog's hair, oh my god.

Honey, is that a St. Bernard mixed with a lion? Oh Lord, not a St. Lion. Maybe it's a St. Lion.

This is a big ass motherfuckin' dog.

oh wow look at all that hair oh wow thank you for sharing livewire

well that's like way too damn much dog no thank you uh-huh he looks super fluffy and cool to cuddle with but I'm not one to have my dog in my bed anyway or like on my furniture so I mean I would like to pet it but yeah no thank you it's cool for short times not to live with but it's cute though hey doggie

That's crazy. That's like a prehistoric dog.