Uh, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?

Yo can you give me two motherfucking cheeseburger

Meijers near me out her the vibrator in the background

Number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip.

I want a bacon Mc double with a medium Fanta and an a large fry

Gingerbread

Oh can I get a big Mac meal medium no pickle no pickle with strawberry banana smoothie thank you

A working ice cream machine, you know, since y'all ice cream machines don't seem to be fucking working.

Can I get a bigger deal on my ass

let me get a baguette and a cheese a banana douger Hey