All right what's your opinion on pineapple pizza cause I'm not gonna lie it's not even that bad bro you just want to give it a try first

That's literally like asking should drug dealers get more time in prison than child molesters. No!

No, it is not. I tried it, it's too sweet, it's just nasty.

The fucking mean pineapple go on a piece of that That's like asking the question of fucking um Um... Do you think that that I adult and a child belong together? Like the fuck do you mean? What? What?

Shut up, Kuzeg, if you like that, you need to be arrested. You need to be placed in cuffs, in the back of a police car. Arrested, Kuzeg, that's a crime. That's criminal. I wanted to say no, it does not belong on pizza.

Alright, think about it like this. If I had to choose between eating a single slice of pineapple pizza, let's see, licking a bloody tampon, or having Dwayne Narok Johnson aggressively blow my brains out. Now I'm just committing suicide, but I'm gonna throw a toaster in the back and call it quits. That's how bad pineapple on pizza is.