Work is slavery. If you go to work every day to make money, you're a slave.

Story time! Back in ancient Egypt times, there was number one, number two, and number one owned slaves. Number one says to number two, how do I make my slaves want to be slaves? And number two says, simple, put some fruit on the table, put a price from the best to the worst, and put a talking out to these people that are slaves, and for whoever does the better job, we'll call it employee of the month, slave of the month.