Hey bro give me a 10 year job with the bitch my choosing she won't love me swear to God

Um, one night stand with my celebrity crush because I don't want to be with somebody for ten years. That's too much of a commitment. That's just, that's crazy.

One night stand because I don't even have a partner.

Um, celebrity crush, because I've been single and ready to mingle for a fucking while now, just saying. And you never said that the celebrity crush couldn't be a fucking porn star. The fuck I look like saying no to that? And I know how hot the perfect person am I. Mmm, ignore me.

Oh, fuck your partner. Fuck the partner, mate. Have you seen Negan from The Walking Dead? Have you seen Pete Davidson? Have you seen this? Oh my god. You know damn well celebrities are gonna fuck you up. Hell no. Fuck the partner. I'm choosing the one that stands with a celebrity. I have so many celebrity crushes. Have you seen Tom Hardy? Ha! No! No, fuck the partner, guys.

I'm single as hell so I choose a one night stand with my celebrity crush please

10 years