bye i just opened the app like actually no no stop ew you're trying to flex your jawline so bad and you're flexing your neck so hard like your jaw is about to break in half and your nose is fat like

Okay, you're respectfully fine as hell, but I just don't understand how people can be so fucking mean on this app. Like, I literally just joined this, like, not even five minutes ago and all I've heard is shit-talking.

OK so I know you asked what's cooking my mac & cheese is Scrumptious I want to turn the gas on

So awesome

Is this it? Is this it, man? What the fuck is going on?

Like, honestly bro, you- you- you a good looking person, no hole, but like, you sayin' that shit, that's just bitch repellent. I'mma keep it a buck with you, gang.

Oh! Why? Did it just pop up on my page? No! Delete it.