Okay, how about this? Hello! I am Cookie Monster! How are you doing today? Ha ha ha ha! I bet you eat lots and lots of cookies! What? What kind of cookies is your favorite? Okay, I just wanted to say hello, because you said you like hellos, and I would say hello and hope to talk to you later! Okay, goodbye! Ha ha ha ha!

Well, I don't know what to say, but um, what the fu-

I think it's fucking gay. There's always some gay guy going hello. Hey Like shit like that's bullshit. I don't need no gay guy fucking shouting shit like that at me when I open up my phone Fuck that shit