You know, you ugly fuck, but it's alright. So, like, I'm downtown, right? And, shit, like, I live in Portland, and it's like, these homeless people are fucking scary. And, like, everyone left me here, so I'm kind of alone. And it's like, it is terrifying. Okay, bye.

I'd let you dropkick me, and then get up and say thank you. Like, mm! You are so goddamn fine!