Uh, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?

Your mom.

Hi this is Wendy's and I just wanted to let you bitches know y'all can never let me get a large fry

I would like a fofo fofo and a biggie bag.

Yeah is this the rare instance that your Mc flurry machine is actually working like is it a once in a blue moon kind of this instance like I just really want to know because I want one please for the love of God

yeah let me get a I don't really know it sounds good.

You know what the fuck you can give me? You can give me the entire McDonald's. Give me the entire store. Give me the entire menu.

Oh hi I went to McDonald's and I got a burger with the buns in a box that was just there was no meat on the buns so I'm a need a mini my free meal back I got a burger and some fries and nuggets yeah thanks

Give me a happy birthday

Hey, have a happy meal.

A gun.