You look like the song, The Perfect Girl. Like, you're pretty.

If I wanted to go, then give me the makeup tutorial, mate.

Yeah, my boyfriend's pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me. But that's not really gonna happen.

What am I doing with my life at this point? I was really about to comment some down, bad stuff, like some really thirsty stuff, bruh. Like, what am I doing with my life? I might kill myself.

rawr

So the question of the day that I've been avoiding telling you all day is On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is your boyfriend?

My boss is pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me!