Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

You hurt your toe? Let me get a toe trick.

Why can't you ever trust a tree because they're too shany

Let's get this straight and clear. What did the sheet say? Say it fell off the bed. Oh, sheep!

Am...

I don't have a dad. That's it. Test the juke.

What do you call a bear without teeth

I don't know

Are you a drum because you make my heart beat beat beat

I wish I wish I got my gray hair while I was in Vegas Guess what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Uffshh. Hehehehehehe