Man, I'm over here stroking my shit. I got lotion on my dick, man. I'm gonna use it for real. I'm a freak. I be sitting over there, I be stroking my shit. Fuck man, I got pre-combleating on my dick, man. You know what I mean, cuh? I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna dick-saw stick, you know? I just gotta keep going, but then, you know, I bust a nut, right? But I ain't got nothing to clean it up with, so I just gotta let it dry out until it crusts on my stomach, bro. You know what I mean, cuh? And it crusts out and you gotta go in there with a chisel and break all the crusty, come off your fucking stomach, bro. You know what I mean? I hate when that happens, bro. Any of this happened to you guys or just me?