Alright, I'll go first. Um, I was doing a presentation in class and I was like very nervous and whatever and Like towards the end I let out like a fart and Everyone heard it. It was so bad. It was so bad

um so like when me and my boyfriend first got together i would stay up with him because he had insomnia and it got to the point where i wouldn't be able to stay awake during my classes and i have this thing from when i fall asleep like i twitch and stuff and apparently i fell asleep in class and my friends thought i was having a seizure because i was twitching i was like bro i was just asleep

um once i was on a school trip with my friends and these were like mixed toilets and the guy in the stool beside me was humming so um which was weird anyways but i bashed on the door really hard i was like guy friend's name get out of the toilet and i went outside and he was standing next to the teacher and this teacher we love this teacher um we she was standing there she's like oh my god and i after i told her what happened and she she was like grabbed our hands and we dashed we ran it was so funny

Okay, so basically, you know how the school walls are very thin in portables? Well, I was playing classic Minecraft on one of those laptops and I ran into a wall. I bet they still haven't bothered to fix that wall.

Don't know if this is awkward or borderline weird, but me and my mum were going out and then this guy just comes up to me saying, hey, do you want to be a model? I'm like, sure, because I'm already a model, so I'm trying to get that bag, you know what I mean? And the n***a comes down and whispers to me, and he's like, it's for ********, so you're going to be feeling loving. And I was like, bro, I'm 15. And he said, you look old enough. Like when I tell you, my mum didn't hear him, but when I told her, she f***ing flipped out. Like...