What did I get arrested for and why?

You're messing with my little cousin year-old in the bathroom

You look and sound like you are arrested for molesting children.

You wanted you for having hubby 6000 thousand

Cause you're black

Nah bro, you look like you told a minor they look mature for their age. I don't even know what it is about you.

You're black.

Let me guess you can have the dentist to fix your teeth or something like that

Da-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.

Can you had sexual intercourse with a Billygoat

Bro look like you got bro it look like you got arrested outside for a game of watermelon walking across the street with a bodacious grandma walking down the stairs catch a little kids in the back of a Walmart come on now bro that's most definitely devious