I would never buy couples underwear for the fucking love of me. Like, first off, let's just say this. I'm afraid of getting streaks on my own underwear. I don't want to worry about two streaks on my underwear. Second, yo, when it's her time of the month and she's gotta wear that tampon, I have to feel it either hitting me in the front or hitting me in the bump. That's what I'm saying. Shit's not easy with that. Fucking zero to ten. I'm not buying this shit. Fuck!