And then you just look at her and it's hard to be like, oh, she's so pretty, isn't she? Yeah, I believe this is.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah, straight away, you're very feminine, you sound gay, and yeah, you are definitely gay. I don't even need to listen to the rest. I don't even know what gay experience you've had. Just judging by your voice, your campness, and your femininity in itself, you're definitely gay. And the fact that you have to ask that, am I gay? You know if you're gay or not, you fucking fool. You obviously are gay.

First off, I thought you was Drake. I thought they was doing the A.I., but, um, yeah, bro, you gay. This is a gay person talking. That's how I start. You might be a little bit—you might not even be gay-gay, just by curious, and it's just an emotional thing. But, um, if you don't want to be with your girlfriend, then, I mean, yeah.

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